Lola

I Met Her In A Club Down In Old Soho,
Where You Drink Champagne And It Tastes Just Like Coca-cola
See-oh-el-aye Cola.

She Walked Up To Me And She Asked Me To Dance,
I Asked Her Her Name And In A Dark Brown Voice She Said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Ola La-la-la-la Lola.

Well Im Not The Worlds Most Physical Guy
But When She Squeezed Me Tight She Nearly Broke My Spine
Oh My Lola La-la-la-la Lola.

Well Im Not Dumb But I Cant Understand
Why She Walked Like A Woman And Talked Like A Man
Oh My Lola La-la-la-la Lola La-la-la-la Lola.

Well We Drank Champagne And Danced
All Night Under Electric Candlelight
She Picked Me Up And Sat Me On Her Knee
And Said Dear Boy Wont You Come Home With Me?
Well Im Not The Worlds Most Passionate Guy
But When I Looked In Her Eyes, Well I Almost Fell For My Lola
La-la-la-la Lola La-la-la-la Lola
Lola La-la-la-la Lola La-la-la-la Lola.

I Pushed Her Away
I Walked To The Door
I Fell To The Floor
I Got Down On My Knees
Then I Looked At Her And She At Me.

Well Thats The Way That I Want It To Stay
And I Always Wanted To Be That Way For My Lola, La-la-la-la Lola
Girls Will Be Boys And Boys Will Be Girls,
Its A Mixed Up Muddled Up Shook Up World Except For Lola
La-la-la-la Lola.

Well I Left Home Just A Week Before
And Id Never Ever Kissed A Woman Before,
But Lola Smiled And Took Me By The Hand
And Said Dear Boy Im Gonna Make You A Man!

Well Im Not The Worlds Most Masculine Man
But I Know Wha