Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall of my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes I am stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Well you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Tried to make some sense at all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
You don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

And you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self made man
And your friends they all come crawlin'
Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall of my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle of you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you