I see you comb your hair and gimme that grin.
It‘s making me spin now, spinnin‘ within.
Before I melt like snow, I say Hello -
How do you do!

I love the way you undress now.
Baby begin. Do you caress,
Honey, my heart‘s in a mess.
I love your blue-eyed voice,
Like Tiny Tim shines thru.
How do you do!

Well, here we are crackin‘ jokes in the corner of our mouths
and I feel like I‘m laughing in a dream.
If I was young I could wait outside your school cos
your face is like the cover of a magazine.

How do you do, do you do, the things that you do.
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do! Did it ever make sense to you
To say Bye Bye Bye?

I see you in that chair with perfect skin.
Well, how have you been, baby, livin‘ in sin?
Hey, I gotta know, did you say Hello -
How do you do?

Well, here we are spending time in the louder
part of town and it feels like everything‘s surreal.
When I get old I will wait outside your house cos
your hands have got the power meant to heal.

How do you do...