You're the kind 
of person 
you meet at 
certain 
dismal, dull affairs

Center o*...f 
a crowd, 
talking much 
too loud,running up and 
down the stairs.

Well, it seems 
to me
that you 
have seen too much
in too few years.
And though 
you've tried
you just can't hide 
your eyes are edged with tears.

You better stop, 
look around.
Here it comes, 
here it comes, 
here it comes, 
here it comes,
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

When you were 
a child 
you were treated kind,
But you were never 
brought up right.

You were 
always spoiled with a thousand toys,
but still you cried all night.

Your mother 
who 
neglected you
owes a million 
dollars tax.
And your father's 
still perfecting
ways 
of making sealing wax.

You better stop, 
look around.
Here it comes, 
here it comes, 
here it comes, 
here it comes,
Here comes 
your nineteenth 
nervous breakdown.

Oh, 
who's 
to blame? 
That girl's 
just insane.
Well, nothing I do don't 
seem to work,
It only seems 
to make matters worse. 
Oh, pli.....i...i.i.i.i.i...ease.

You were still 
in school when you 
had that fool
who really messed 
your mind.

And after 
that you 
turned your back
on treating 
people kind.

On our first 
trip I
tried 
so hard
to rearrange 
your mind,

But after a while 
I realized 
you were disarranging mine.

You better stop, 
look around.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Here comes 
your nineteenth nervous breakdown.

Oh, 
who's 
to blame? 
That girl's 
just 
insane.
Well, nothing I do 
don't seem to work,
It only seems 
to make matters worse. 
Oh, pli.....i...i.i.i.i.i...ease.

When you were 
a child 
you were treated kind,
But you were never brought up right.

You were 
always spoiled 
with a thousand toys,
but still you cried 
all night.

Your mother 
who 
neglected you owes 
a million dollars tax.

And your father's 
still 
perfecting ways 
of making sealing wax.

You better stop, 
look around.

Here it comes, 
your nineteenth 
nervous breakdown.
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown.
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown...
Here comes your nineteenth nervous breakdown...