Her name was Leia
 She was a princess
 With a danish on each ear
 And Darth Vader drawing near
 So R2-D2
 Found Ben Kenobi
 He'd have to put the Death Star plans
 Into the rebellion's hands
 So Luke and Obi-Wan
 Had to get to Alderaan
 So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han

 (CHORUS)
 at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
 The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a
 Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina
 Music and blasters
 And old Jedi masters
 At the Star Wars....

 His name was Solo
 He was a pilot
 With a blaster at his side
 And a smile 12 parsecs wide
 There with Chewbacca
 He was a wookie
 They met with Luke and Obi-Wan
 About the Millenium Falcon
 Docking bay ninety-four
 Stormtroopers at the door
 With a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floor

 (REPEAT CHORUS)

 "Mos Eisley spaceport...you will never find the more wretched hive
 of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." (spoken by Ben Kenobi)

 His name was Yoda
 He was a muppet
 Darth Vader was so bad
 And by the way, he's Luke's dad
 Luke kissed his sister
 His hand got cut-off
 In that galaxy far, far away
 Luke has had a lousy day
 Boba Fett was so mean
 Jabba had bad hygiene
 Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine

 (REPEAT CHORUS)

 "The force will be with you...always." (spoken by Ben)