A long, long, long, long time ago
 Before the wind, before the snow
 Lived a man, lived a man I know
 Lived a freak of nature named Sir Psycho

 Sir Psycho Sexy that is me
 Sometimes I find I need to scream

 He's a freak of nature
 But we love him so
 He's a freak of nature
 But we let him go

 Deep inside the garden of Eden
 Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
 Theres a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
 Good God no that would be treason
 Believe me Eve she gave good reason
 Botty looking too good not to be squeezin'
 Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
 I'm a givin' 'cause she's the reciever
 I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
 Makin' her feel like an over achiever
 I take it away for a minute just to tease her
 Then I give it back a little bit deeper

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 Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that I met 1 time
 Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
 Sir Psycho Sir Psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man

 He's a freak of nature
 But we love him so
 He's a freak of nature
 But we let him go

 I got stopped by a lady cop
 In my automobile
 She said get out and spead your legs
 And then she tried to cop a feel
 That cop she was all dressed in blue
 Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
 She stuck my butt with her big black stick
 I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
 Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
 She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
 On her crotch so very warm
 I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
 Proppin' her up on the black and white
 Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
 I swatted her like no swat team can
 Turned a cherry pie right into jam

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 Hello young woman that I love
 Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
 Hold me naked if you will
 In your arms in your legs in your pussy I'd kill
 To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
 I love you

 Lay me down ....
 Descending waves of graceful pleasure
 For your love there is no measure
 Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

 Now I lay me down to sleep
 I pray the funk will make me freak
 If I should die before I waked
 Allow me Lord to rock out naked
 Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
 Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
 Lickety split go snap "snap"
 Girl gettin' off all in my lap
 The tallest tree the sweetest sap
 Blowin' my ass right off the map
 Ooo and it's nice out here
 I think I'll stay for a while