Oh you get me ready in your '56 Chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade?
Take shelter on my front porch, watch
The dandelion sun scorched
Would you like a glass of cold lemonade?

I will do the laundry if you pay all the bills...

CHORUS:
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie son?
Where is my happy ending?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

Why don't you stay the evening,
Kick back and watch the TV?
And I'll fix us a little something to eat.
Oh I know your back hurts from the working on the tractor, 
how d'you take you coffee my sweet?

I will raise the children if you pay all the bills

CHORUS

I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't even merch,
But you don't even notice me
Saying our goodbyes (for 3 times)

We finally sold the Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took the job in Tennessee
You met friends at the farm and
You joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week

CHORUS

I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer...

Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is his shiny gun?
Where is my Lonely Ranger?
Where have all the cowboys gone?

Yippee yaw, yippee yeah
Yippee yaw, yippee yeah,
Yippee yaw, yippee yeah,
oh yippee yeah!