Santa baby, slip a Rolex under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good guy,
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa buddy, a 65 convertible too, steel blue.
I'll wait up for you dude,
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed,
I think of all the hotties that I never kissed,
Next year I could be just as good,
If you'd check off my Christmas list,

Santa pally, I wanna yacht and really that's not a lot,
I've been a sweetie all year,
Santa buddy, and hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa buddy, one thing that I really do need, the deed,
To a platinum mine,
Santa pally, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Santa buddy, fill my stocking with Canucks tix, for kicks.
Throw me on the first line,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.

Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Mercedes,
I really do believe in you,
Now let's see if you believe in me

Santa poppy, forgot to mention one little thing, cha-ching,
No, I don't mean as a loan.
Santa buddy, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the chimney tonight,
Oh, hurry down the chimney tonight.