Lost my job came home mad
Got a hug and a kiss and that's too bad she said
I can go to work until you find another job
I thought I like the sound of that watch TV and take long naps
Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom

Well pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 15th time
Breakfast 6, naps at 9
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday Mr. mom

Football, soccer and ballet, squeeze in scouts and PTA
And there's that shopping list she left that's seven pages long
How much smoke can one stove make?
The kids won't eat my charcoal cake
it's more than any man can take being Mr. Mom

Well pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 16th time
Breakfast 6 naps at nine
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday Mr. mom

Before I fall in bed tonight
If the dog didn't eat the classifieds
I'm gonna look just one more time

Cause pampers melt in a Maytag dryer
Crayons go up one drawer higher
Rewind Barney for the 18th time
Breakfast 6 naps at nine
There's bubblegum in the baby's hair
Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair
Been crazy all day long ohhhhhhhhh
Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday Mr. mom

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mr. Mom
Balance the check books juggling bills
Thought there was nothing to it
Baby now I know how you feel
What I don't know is how you do it ohhh

Honey you're my hero