Times have changed
 And we've often rewound the clock,
 Since the Puritans got a shock
 When they landed on Plymouth Rock

 If today
 Any shock they should try to stem
 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock
 Plymouth Rock would land on them

 In olden days a glimpse of stocking
 Was looked on as something shocking
 But now, God Knows
 Anything goes

 Good authors too who once knew better words
 Now only use four letter words
 Writing prose,
 Anything goes

 Anything you can be,
 I can be greater
 Sooner or later,
 I'm greater than you

 No, you're not. Yes, I am
 No, you're not. Yes, I am
 No, you're NOT. Yes, I am
 Yes, I am

 The World has gone mad today
 And good's bad today
 And black's white today
 And day's night today

 When most guys today
 That women prize today are just silly gigolos

 Any note you can hold
 I can hold longer
 I can hold any note longer than you

 No, you can't
 Yes, I can
 No, you can't
 Yes, I can
 No, you can't
 Yes, I can
 Yes, I ...

 Yes, I can !!!