If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That youre facing
Contact your american honky-tonk bar association.
When uncle sam dips in your pocket
For most things you dont mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice you have a voice
If youre concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
Its called the american honky-tonk bar association.
It represents the hardhat
Gunrack, achin-back
Over taxed, flag-wavin, fun-lovin crowd
Theyre heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
Theres no forms or applications
Theres no red tape administrations
Its the american honky-tonk bar association.
Were all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We dont reach for handouts
We reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
Its called the american honky-tonk bar association.
It represents the mud flaps
Six pack, bare crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin, fun-lovin crowd
Theyre heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
Theres no forms or applications
Theres no red tape administrations
Its the american honky-tonk bar association.