My funny Valentine 
Sweet comic Valentine 
You make me smile with my heart 
Your looks are laughable 
Unphotographable 
But you‘re my favourite work of art. 

Is your figure? It’s less than Greek 
Is your mouth just a little weak 
When you open it to speak 
Are you smart? 

Don‘t change a hair for me 
Not if you care for me 
Stay little Valentine stay 
Each day is Valentine‘s day. 

Is your figure less than Greek 
Is your mouth a little weak 
When you open it to speak 
Are you smart? 

Don‘t you change a hair for me 
Not if you care for me 
Stay little Valentine stay 
Each day is Valentine‘s day. 

Don‘t change a hair for me 
Not if you care for me 
Stay little Valentine stay 
Each day is Valentine‘s day.