Dr. Dre:] Marshall! Sounds like an S.O.S.
 [Mathers:] Holy wack unlyrical lyrics Andre, you‘re fuckin right!!
 [Dr. Dre:] To the Rapmobile - let‘s go!

 (Marshall! Marshall!)

 [Eminem]
 Bitches and gentlemen! It‘s SHOWTIME!
 Hurry hurry, step right up!
 Introducin the star of our show.. his name is..
 (Marshall!)
 You wouldn‘t want to be anywhere else in the world right now
 So without further adieux, I bring to you
 (Marshall!)

 [Eminem:]
 You bout to witness, hip-hop in its most purest
 more rawest form, flow almost flawless
 Most hardest, most honest known artist
 Chip off the old block, but oh Doc is BACK
 Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
 Oh God, Saddam‘s got his own Laden
 With his own private plane, his own pilot
 Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
 oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
 (*chainsaw sound*} VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here I come
 I‘m inches, away from you, dear fear none
 Hip-Hop is in a state of nine-one-one so..

 [Eminem: 2x]
 Let‘s get down to business
 I don‘t got no time to play around, what is this?
 Must be a circus in town, let‘s shut the shit down
 on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

 [Eminem:]
 Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
 Gee wilikers Dre, "Holy bat syllables!"
 Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
 when I‘m gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals
 So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
 You ain‘t even impressed no more; you‘re used to it
 Flows too wet, nobody close to it
 Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
 The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
 in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
 they make it all up, there‘s no such thing
 Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
 It just means so much more to so much more
 people when you‘re rappin and you know what for
 The show must go on; so I‘d like to welcome y‘all
 to Marshall and Andre‘s car-ni-val, c‘mon! Now

 [Eminem: 2x]
 Let‘s get down to business
 I don‘t got no time to play around, what is this?
 Must be a circus in town, let‘s shut the shit down
 on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

 [Eminem:]
 It‘s just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
 Two old friends, why panic? You already know
 who‘s fully capable, the two caped heroes
 Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero
 You can even call collect, the most feared duet
 since me and Elton, played career Russian Roulette
 And never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweat
 People steppin over people just to rush to the set
 just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
 Ease over these beats and be so breezy
 Jesus how can shit be so easy?
 How can one Chandra be so Levy?
 Turn on these beats, MC‘s don‘t see me
 Believe me; BET and MTV
 are gonna grieve when we leave dog, fo‘ sheezy
 Can‘t leave rap alone, the game needs me
 ‘til we grow beards, get weird and disappear
 into the mountains - nothin but clowns down here
 But we, ain‘t fuckin around round here
 Yo Dre (whattup?) Can I get hell..? (HELL YEAH!) Now

 [Eminem: 2x]
 Let‘s get down to business
 I don‘t got no time to play around, what is this?
 Must be a circus in town, let‘s shut the shit down
 on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

 [Outro:]
 So there you have it folks (Marshall!) has come to save the day
 Back with his friend Andre, here to remind you that bullshit does not pay
 Because (Marshall!) and Andre are here to stay
 and never go away, until our dying day
 Until we‘re old and grey (Marshall!)
 So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel
 Good night everyone, thank you for coming
 Your host for the evening (Marshall!)
 Oh! Heh