After one whole quart of brandy

Like a daisy, Im awake

With no bromo-seltzer handy

I dont even shake

Men are not a new sensation

Ive done pretty well I think

But this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink

Im wild again, beguiled again

A simpering, whimpering child again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i

Couldnt sleep and wouldnt sleep

When love came and told me, I shouldnt sleep

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i

Lost my heart, but what of it

He is cold I agree

He can laugh, but I love it

Although the laughs on me

Ill sing to him, each spring to him

And long, for the day when Ill cling to him

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i

Hes a fool and dont I know it

But a fool can have his charms

Im in love and dont I show it

Like a babe in arms

Loves the same old sad sensation

Lately Ive not slept a wink

Since this half-pint imitation

Put me on the blink

Ive sinned a lot, Im mean a lot

But Im like sweet seventeen a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i

Ill sing to him, each spring to him

And worship the trousers that cling to him

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i

When he talks, he is seeking

Words to get, off his chest

Horizontally speaking, hes at his very best

Vexed again, perplexed again

Thank god, I can be oversexed again

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i

Wise at last, my eyes at last,

Are cutting you down to your size at last

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more

Burned a lot, but learned a lot

And now you are broke, so you earned a lot

Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more

Couldnt eat, was dispeptic

Life was so hard to bear

Now my hearts antiseptic

Since you moved out of there

Romance, finis. your chance, finis.

Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.