Now look at them yo-yo‘s that‘s the way you do it 
You play the guitar on the MTV 
That ain‘t workin‘ that‘s the way you do it 
Money for nothin‘ and chicks for free 
Now that ain‘t workin‘ that‘s the way you do it 
Lemme tell ya them guys ain‘t dumb 
Maybe get a blister on your little finger 
Maybe get a blister on your thumb 

We gotta install microwave ovens 
Custom kitchen deliveries 
We gotta move these refrigerators 
We gotta move these colour TV‘s 

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup 
Yeah buddy that‘s his own hair 
That little faggot got his own jet airplane 
That little faggot he‘s a millionaire 

We gotta install microwave ovesns 
Custom kitchens deliveries 
We gotta move these refrigerators 
We gotta move these colour TV‘s 

I shoulda learned to play the guitar 
I shoulda learned to play them drums 
Look at that mama, she got it stickin‘ in the camera 
Man we could have some fun 
And he‘s up there, what‘s that? Hawaiian noises? 
Bangin‘ on the bongoes like a chimpanzee 
That ain‘t workin‘ that‘s the way you do it 
Get your money for nothin‘ get your chicks for free 

We gotta install microwave ovens 
Custom kitchen deliveries 
We gotta move these refrigerators 
We gotta move these colour TV‘s, Lord 

Now that ain‘t workin‘ that‘s the way you do it 
You play the guitar on the MTV 
That ain‘t workin‘ that‘s the way you do it 
Money for nothin‘ and your chicks for free 
Money for nothin‘ and chicks for free