Blackmail

She doesn't need money
She doesn't need diamonds
She's lookin' for pretty things

She doesn't want romance
She doesn't need fa...ine..ance
She's looking for rendezvous

But every time she's going down
She never looks aroa................u..........und

I'll wait and watch her with my lens until she brings the curtain da....y...own

'There behind the keyhole'  with my fisheye

I'm back in the darkroom
I'm covered in fixer
I'm making a photograe...ph

I'll send her some postcards
In glorious colour
I'm keeping the ne*...gatives

I'll form a letter from the news with different type from different lines
I'll tell the world about her
I'll mail the People and the Ta....i..imes

'Oo it'll be so scandalous
For the both of them
But mainly her'
		tutti & guitar solo
She showed them her husband
He ordered a dozen
He thought they were fabulous

The one with the --
The two of the --
And three of the --

He sold her to Hefner
Who put her in Playboy
He gave her a centre-fold

I made a real bluo...nde..r
She made it in movies
I made her a su......pe.....rsta..........r
		tutti & guitar solo