Bay Parkway wonder  You're such a success 
Your pretty secretary, ha  She say you are the best 
Your face always smiling  say you sure paid your dues 
But I know inside  You've got the Bensonhurst blues 

Those custom-made ciggies  that you offer to me pretend 
and pretend to care about my family 

And those pictures on your desk  All them lies that you abuse 
Do they know you suffer from the Bensonhurst blues 

Your grandmother's accent  still embarrasses you 
You're even ashamed of the French you once knew 

You're part of the chance now They break you making the news 
But I know inside you've got the Bensonhurst blues 

But thanks for the lesson Cause the life that I choose 
won't make me feel like living  with the Bensonhurst blues 

And don't, don't try to write me 
And don't bother to call 
Cause I'll be in conference 
Merry Christmas you all