Drive fast
Don't crash
Make your money
Make it last
Hang tight
Kick back
Prepare yourself
For the attack
Buy low
Sell high
Take your pills
Tell your lies
Fake your tan
Wear a tie
Go to the gym
You'll never die.

And that's the way to go,
And that's the way to go, to go

Fake it baby
They won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go
Uh-huh
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go

Tune in
Drop out
Raise your voice
Never shout
Find your true love
On the couch
This is what it's all about
Change your face
Keep your name
Keep it good and
Play the game
Don't you know
They're all the same?
Don't you know
They're all the same?
Go!

And that's the way to go,
And that's the way to go, to go

Fake it baby
They won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go
Fake it baby
They won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go

Dig deep
Fly low
Celebrate a
TV show
Raise the stays
Drop the pleasure
Happiness you'll
Never measure
Bite your tongue
Pay the man
Time to start
Your five-year plan
Holiday in Vietnam
Then blow a kiss
To Uncle Sam

Whoo!
And that's the way to go,
And that's the way to go, to go

Fake it baby
They won't even know
You can make it
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go
Everybody knows
That's the way to go
Uh-huh
That's the way to go
Cause everybody knows
That's the way to go
And that's the way to go

Buy low
Sell high
Take your pills
Tell your lies
Fake your tan
Wear a tie
Go to the gym
You'll never die, die, die, die, die