A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
A friend who’s dressed in leather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who’ll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she’s pressed she will undress
And then she’s boxing clever

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever

Day’s dawning, skins crawling (x3)
Pure morning (x3)

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who’ll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weather

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never sever

Day’s dawning, skins crawling (x3)
Pure morning (x3)

A friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she’s pressed she will undress
And then she’s boxing clever

A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breast and all the rest
A friend who’s dressed in leather