(Ladki Kyon Na Jane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti
Sochti Hai Zyada, Kam Wo Samajhti Hai )...(2)
Dil Kuch Kahta Hai, Kuchh Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...(2)
Sochti Hai Zyada...Kuch Aur Hi Karti Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...(2)

Pyar Use Bhi Hai Magar Shuruat Tumhi Se Chahe
Khud Mein Uljhi Uljhi Hai Par Baloon Ko Suljhaye
I Mean We Are All The Same Yaar
Ham Achchhe Dost Hai Magar Us Nazar Se Tumko Dekha Nahin
Wo Sab To Theek Hai Par Is Baare Mein Maine Socha Nahin
Sabse Alag Ho Ye Kahke Paas Tumhare Aaye
Aur Kuchh Din Mein Tum Mein Alag Sa Kuchh Bhi Na Usko Bhaye
Uf Ye Kaisi Shirt Pehante Ho
Ye Kaise Baal Katate Ho, Gaadi Tez Chalate Ho
Tum Jaldi Mein Kyon Khate Ho, Give Me A Break!
Tumhein Badalne Ko Paas Vo Aati Hai
Tumhein Mitane Ko Jaal Bichati Hai
Baaton Baaton Mein Tumhein Phasati Hai
Pehle Hasati Hai Phir Bada Rulati Hai
Ladki Kyon Na Jaane Kyon Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...(2) 
Itnaa Hi Khud Se Khush Ho To, Peeche Kyon Aate Ho
Phool Kabhi To Hazaar Tohfe Aakhir Kyon Laate Ho
Apna Naam Nahin Bataya Aapne
Coffee Peene Chaleingi Aap
Main Aapko Ghar Chhod Doon, Phir Kab Mileingi
Bikhra Bikhra Bematlab Sa, Toota Phoota Jeena
Aur Kahte Ho Alag Se Hain Hum Taan Ke Apna Seena
Bheega Toliya Kahin Farsh Pe
Toothpaste Ka Dhakkan Kahin Kal Ke Mauze Ulat Ke Pahne, Waqt Ka Kuch Bhi Hosh Nahin
Jeene Ka Tumko Dhang Sikhlate Hain
Tumhein Jaanvar Se Insan Banate Hain 
Uske Bina Ek Pal Rah Na Sakoge Tum
Usko Pata Hai Ye Kah Na Sakoge Tum
Isliye Ladkiyan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...(2)

Jaane Koun Koun Se Din Wo Tumko Yaad Dilaye
Pyar Ko Chahe Bhool Bhi Jaaye, Tarikhe Na Bhulaye
First March Ko Nazar Milayee, Char April Ko Main Milne Aayee
Ikkis May Ko Tumne Chhua Tha, Chah June Mujhe Kuch Hua Tha
Ladkon Ka Kya Hai Kisi Bhi Mod Pe Vo Mud Jayein
Abhi Kisi Ke Hain, Abhi Kisi Aur Se Vo Jud Jayein
Tumhare Mummy Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Hain, Great! Main Aa Jaon
Tumhari Friend Akeli Ghar Ja Rahi Hai, Bechari! Main Chhod Aaoon

Ek Haan Kahne Ko Kitna Tahlaati Hai
Thak Jaate Hain Hum Wo Jee Bahlati Hai
Wo Sarmati Hai Kabhi Chupati Hai
Ladki Jo Haan Kah De Use Nibhati HaiB Isliye Ladakiyan Ladkon Si Nahin Hoti...(2)

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Song : Ladki Kyon
Music : Jatin Lalit
Lyrics : Prasoon Joshi
Singers : Alka Yagnik Shaan, Saif Ali Khan & Rani Mukherjee