Tina:] A buh-buh buh buh-buh
[New Directions:] A buh-buh buh buh-buh

[Tina:]
 You went to school to learn, girl
 Things you never, never knew before

[Kurt:]
 I got I before E except after C

[Tina:]
 And why two plus two makes four
 Now, now, now I'm gonna teach you ([ND:] Teach you, teach you)
 All about love, dear, ([ND:] All about love)

[Mike:]
 Sit yourself down, take a seat
 All you gotta do is repeat after me

[Tina with New Directions]
 A B C, easy as one, two, three
 Are simple as do re mi
 A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
 A B C, easy as one, two, three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
 Are simple as do re mi
 A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl

[Tina:]
 ([New Directions:] Come on, let me love you just a little bit)
 Come on, let me love you just a little bit
 ([New Directions:] Teach, teach, sing it out) Come on, come one, come on
 Let me show you what it's all about

[Quinn:]
 Reading and writing arithmetic
 Are the branches of the learning tree

[Mike:]
 But listen without the roots of love let me tell you, girl

[Kurt:]
 Your education ain't complete

[Tina:]
 T-t-t-teacher's gonna show you, ([ND:] show you, show you)
 How to get an A, ([New Directions:] Nah nah nah nah naah)

[Mike:]
 Spell me, you, add the two
 Listen to me baby, that's all you gotta do

[Tina with New Directions:]
 A B C is easy as one, two, three
 Are simple as do re mi
 A B C, one, two, three, baby, you and me girl
 A B C is easy as like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
 Sing a simple melody
 That's how easy love can be
 That's how easy love can be
 Sing a simple melody ([New Directions:] That's how easy love can be)
 One, two, three, you and me

[Kurt:]
 Sit down girl I think I love you

[Mike:]
 No, get up girl show me what you can do!

[Tina with New Directions:]
 Shake it, shake it, baby, ([Mike:] come on now)
 Shake it, shake it, baby, ([Kurt:] ooh-ooh)
 Shake it, shake it, baby,
 One, two, three baby oo
 A B C baby
 do re mi baby
 That's how easy love can be
 A B C is easy as like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
 Sing a simple melody
 That's how easy love can be

[Mike:]
 Now I'm gonna teach you how to sing it out,
 Come on, come on, come on, let me show you what it's all about
 A B C it's easy it's like counting up to three ([Quinn:] Ohhhh)
 Sing a simple melody
 That's how easy love can be

[Mike:]
 Now I'm gonna teach you how to
 Sing it out, sing it out, sing it out, sing it out

[Tina with New Directions:]
 A B C is easy it's like counting up to three
 Sing a simple melody
 That's how easy love can be

[Mike:]
 Now I'm gonna teach you how to
 Sing it out, sing it out, easy as one, two, three